144 rolls of toilet paper, 4 cases of paper towels, 20 gallons of applesauce, and some search engine marketing?!

http://samsbiz.com/page/1dmiu/Online_Advertising.html

Remixed Hilarity (NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGnYw-OuCnI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Of_mna-Rs

For Dad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydF9rHC02Hg

For Mom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic

For Muppets: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbItoJlfSyI