Totally D'awesome» Humor http://www.johndawe.com John Dawe's Babblings on the Internets Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:29:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 The Count Uncensored http://www.johndawe.com/2008/09/the-count-uncensored/ http://www.johndawe.com/2008/09/the-count-uncensored/#comments Sat, 27 Sep 2008 13:05:54 +0000 John Dawe http://www.johndawe.com/?p=96 In case you missed it before, it’s BACK like Peanut Butta Pi!

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(Source: www.arcamax.com/zits

]]> http://www.johndawe.com/2008/01/so-these-are-my-parents/feed/ 0 Hazleton, PA … land of intolerance and X-Rated Aerial Photos? http://www.johndawe.com/2008/01/hazleton-pa-is-the-center-of-penisland/ http://www.johndawe.com/2008/01/hazleton-pa-is-the-center-of-penisland/#comments Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:28:48 +0000 John Dawe http://dcssites.com/johndawe/2008/01/16/hazleton-pa-is-the-center-of-penisland/ Two years ago when I went to a conference in San Francisco, I picked up a Spanish Newspaper with the headline, “Hazleton, PA Peor ciudad en América” (Worst City in America). Mayor Lou Barletta brought the second major city in Luzerne County national attention with their open anti-immigrant attitude. (no, not just illegal immigrants were offended by the move to strip all culture out of the city).

Perhaps the headline could read, “Pene enorme en el campo.”

Click here … <—NSFW!

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I feel so dirty.

JWDawe: OH MY GOD
JWDawe: My friends Donna and John Sedor and I went to Nightcaps to hear this band that John did a photo shoot for…
JWDawe: some drunk girl just came up to me at the dance club and stuck her tongue down my throat
JWDawe: apparently i’m hotter than I thought
Chloe: or maybe she’s NUTS
JWDawe: yeah well
JWDawe: why me
JWDawe: why
JWDawe: why
Chloe: she just french kissed you, out of the blue, in public?
JWDawe: I feel so dirty
JWDawe: i need to take a shower
Chloe: *hands john a brillo pad*

 

I’m Cute as a Bumblebee?
watermelonpunch: oh, you konw who else I think is cute
JWDawe: me?
watermelonpunch: besides you
watermelonpunch: but I don’t think you’re cute in the I’d like to snugglebunny with you way
watermelonpunch: you’re more cute in the – aw, isn’t that bumble bee picture cute
watermelonpunch: haha
watermelonpunch: and then you fly out of the picture, and sting
watermelonpunch: and then you’re not so cute anymore, and I want to rip your tiny little wings off
watermelonpunch: hahahaha
watermelonpunch: ;-)
watermelonpunch: looks can be SO deceiving
watermelonpunch: heehee
watermelonpunch: bumble bees look all fuzzy & cute
watermelonpunch: but watch out for that bite!
JWDawe: yeah, thanks
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An auto insurance company that uses the marketing of a prescription drug company.

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