I feel so dirty.

JWDawe: OH MY GOD
JWDawe: My friends Donna and John Sedor and I went to Nightcaps to hear this band that John did a photo shoot for…
JWDawe: some drunk girl just came up to me at the dance club and stuck her tongue down my throat
JWDawe: apparently i’m hotter than I thought
Chloe: or maybe she’s NUTS
JWDawe: yeah well
JWDawe: why me
JWDawe: why
JWDawe: why
Chloe: she just french kissed you, out of the blue, in public?
JWDawe: I feel so dirty
JWDawe: i need to take a shower
Chloe: *hands john a brillo pad*

I’m Cute as a Bumblebee?
watermelonpunch: oh, you konw who else I think is cute
JWDawe: me?
watermelonpunch: besides you
watermelonpunch: but I don’t think you’re cute in the I’d like to snugglebunny with you way
watermelonpunch: you’re more cute in the – aw, isn’t that bumble bee picture cute
watermelonpunch: haha
watermelonpunch: and then you fly out of the picture, and sting
watermelonpunch: and then you’re not so cute anymore, and I want to rip your tiny little wings off
watermelonpunch: hahahaha
watermelonpunch:
watermelonpunch: looks can be SO deceiving
watermelonpunch: heehee
watermelonpunch: bumble bees look all fuzzy & cute
watermelonpunch: but watch out for that bite!
JWDawe: yeah, thanks